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| Jez@Swansea |
I hate life....I lost my job to day........ |
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| Glasgowblue |
Re: I hate life....
Sorry to hear. Although what do you expect, you spent most of your time on here during work hours. |
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| Chesterdave |
www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/
Or http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Money...xCreditsAndOtherSupport/index.htm You can officialy call yourself Welsh now. |
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| Jez@Swansea |
Re: I hate life....
Fuck off, you sound just like my line manager. Well my new lifestyle begins, all thats left is to move to Liverpool. |
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| Stilo |
Mr Special Brew 
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| Jez@Swansea |
Uncaring shits.
Its ok though, when Im taking your Tax money which you've worked for and all I'm doing is sitting around drinking my special brew while watching my homies on Jeremy Kyle, I'll be laughing at you....Hahahahahaha 
Anyways, Im off to buy a clapped out banger chav it up, buy a staffy, a pair of trackies then tuck them into my socks and buy a hoody. Then "I iz goin to mash u up init" |
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| Chesterdave |
Jez's user title
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| Jez@Swansea |
Assholes.
I'm suing OnTheTerraces for my loss of work and being unable to earn money. Now laugh. |
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| Glasgowblue |
What was your job anyways? | ||||||
| Jez@Swansea |
Don't know really, never really engaged into much. Although I had a computer with Internet access. | ||||||
| Stilo |
Ahh you worked for the governement. 
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| Plymouthpete |
Re: I hate life....
Did you leave a massive log in the toilet before you left. Farewell and thank you present? |
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| Jez@Swansea |
Nah, but I did piss in the water machine thingy. | ||||||
| 'Ull |
Que?! |
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| Jez@Swansea |
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| moonstag |
Pah, stop complaining and go and get a job. | ||||||
| Jesus |
Shacking shelfs at Sainsburys here you come. | ||||||
| Barnetfan |
Under qualified. |
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| Jez@Swansea |
C**t. What do you think then? 
Well Gangsta!!!!!! |
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| Barnetfan |
If Maggie was in charge this wouldn't of happened. She'd have you in work the next day...earning your way in life. | ||||||
| Jez@Swansea |
[OTTmode] Yeh, it been fun watching her fuck the Chesterfield & Mansfield mob up again. She soon sorted those scabs out, like a true leader [/OTTmode] |
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| Barnetfan |
Bought it on themselves. |
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| Jez@Swansea |
Behave fluffy...... 
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| Danny |
Who wants some Thatcscum jokes? | ||||||
| Danny |
The Pope and Margaret Thatcher are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The ex-PM and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Maggie says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." Thatcher seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope punched her. |
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| Danny |
Britain is today in mourning after learning that Baroness Margaret Thatcher, 82, has been released from hospital. | ||||||
| Jez@Swansea |
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| VLD |
Re: I hate life....
I'll pay you to read Harry Potter to my Son? |
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| Plymouthpete |
Re: I hate life....
Haha
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| VLD |
Incorrect. She'd have everyone on strike, destroying families, destroying everyones way of life. Then she'd sell us out to some foreign country. |
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| Jez@Swansea |
Work hard today guys, you have me to pay for now 
*Sits back and opens his 3rd can of Special, while watching Judge Judy* |
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| Jez@Swansea |
I've got a job interview tomorrow
Working in an office again!!! Jez strikes back, part II. |
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| Tom |
Well?? | ||||||
| Thehoops |
Working in a office?? Or do you mean cleaning an office???
You never got it did you? You couldn't of, you're a useless shit....I laugh at you. You make me sick....... |
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| Danny |
For Fuck Sake! |
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| Thehoops |
Piss off girly legs..... | ||||||
| Jez@Swansea |
I got it. I work for an Insurance company in Swansea...
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| Chesterdave |
 Bookmarked OTT yet?
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| Jez@Swansea |
Way ahead of you......Can we start using NSFW, I dont want to open a thread and have some bitch with her tits hanging out! | ||||||
| VLD |
No. |
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