VLD
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Mrs VLDWent out yesterday and bought the new-ish Harry Potter book for my lad, he's going through a phaze where he likes Harry Potter and reading (Another reason why I don't thinks hes my son) Anyways he came downstairs last night and asked me to read it it to him.  600+ pages   Mrs VLD opened her big trap and said "Perfect bonding time"  Whats wrong with going to footie on Saturdays making him sit in a dingy pub full of pissed up Macc fans? I told my Mrs VLD that instead of reading it to him and making him sleepy, why don't I just hit him over the head with it? That has the same effect has reading it to him, right?? Plus, gets me out of reading that utter shite that is Harry Potter.
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Jez@Swansea
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Re: Mrs VLD | VLD wrote: | | Went out yesterday and bought the new-ish Harry Potter book for my lad, he's going through a phaze where he likes Harry Potter and reading (Another reason why I don't thinks hes my son) Anyways he came downstairs last night and asked me to read it it to him. 600+ pages Mrs VLD opened her big trap and said "Perfect bonding time" Whats wrong with going to footie on Saturdays making him sit in a dingy pub full of pissed up Macc fans? I told my Mrs VLD that instead of reading it to him and making him sleepy, why don't I just hit him over the head with it? That has the same effect has reading it to him, right?? Plus, gets me out of reading that utter shite that is Harry Potter. |
 Evil bastard.
I tend to agree, reading to kids is so 60's. They learn so much more watching Tv, Internet and PS3 or XboXs
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Plymouthpete
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Re: Mrs VLD | VLD wrote: | | Went out yesterday and bought the new-ish Harry Potter book for my lad, he's going through a phaze where he likes Harry Potter and reading (Another reason why I don't thinks hes my son) Anyways he came downstairs last night and asked me to read it it to him. 600+ pages Mrs VLD opened her big trap and said "Perfect bonding time" Whats wrong with going to footie on Saturdays making him sit in a dingy pub full of pissed up Macc fans? I told my Mrs VLD that instead of reading it to him and making him sleepy, why don't I just hit him over the head with it? That has the same effect has reading it to him, right?? Plus, gets me out of reading that utter shite that is Harry Potter. |
Has to be OTT Gold surely?
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admin
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Re: Mrs VLD | Plymouthpete wrote: | | VLD wrote: | | Went out yesterday and bought the new-ish Harry Potter book for my lad, he's going through a phaze where he likes Harry Potter and reading (Another reason why I don't thinks hes my son) Anyways he came downstairs last night and asked me to read it it to him. 600+ pages Mrs VLD opened her big trap and said "Perfect bonding time" Whats wrong with going to footie on Saturdays making him sit in a dingy pub full of pissed up Macc fans? I told my Mrs VLD that instead of reading it to him and making him sleepy, why don't I just hit him over the head with it? That has the same effect has reading it to him, right?? Plus, gets me out of reading that utter shite that is Harry Potter. |
Has to be OTT Gold surely? |
What That?
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Plymouthpete
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Re: Mrs VLD | admin wrote: | | Plymouthpete wrote: | | VLD wrote: | | Went out yesterday and bought the new-ish Harry Potter book for my lad, he's going through a phaze where he likes Harry Potter and reading (Another reason why I don't thinks hes my son) Anyways he came downstairs last night and asked me to read it it to him. 600+ pages Mrs VLD opened her big trap and said "Perfect bonding time" Whats wrong with going to footie on Saturdays making him sit in a dingy pub full of pissed up Macc fans? I told my Mrs VLD that instead of reading it to him and making him sleepy, why don't I just hit him over the head with it? That has the same effect has reading it to him, right?? Plus, gets me out of reading that utter shite that is Harry Potter. |
Has to be OTT Gold surely? |
What That? |
Why don't we have OnTheTerraces Gold section??
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admin
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Re: Mrs VLD | Plymouthpete wrote: | | admin wrote: | | Plymouthpete wrote: | | VLD wrote: | | Went out yesterday and bought the new-ish Harry Potter book for my lad, he's going through a phaze where he likes Harry Potter and reading (Another reason why I don't thinks hes my son) Anyways he came downstairs last night and asked me to read it it to him. 600+ pages Mrs VLD opened her big trap and said "Perfect bonding time" Whats wrong with going to footie on Saturdays making him sit in a dingy pub full of pissed up Macc fans? I told my Mrs VLD that instead of reading it to him and making him sleepy, why don't I just hit him over the head with it? That has the same effect has reading it to him, right?? Plus, gets me out of reading that utter shite that is Harry Potter. |
Has to be OTT Gold surely? |
What That? |
Why don't we have OnTheTerraces Gold section?? |
Name me 5 threads that are worthy of being gold and I will possibly make one.
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Plymouthpete
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Back Of The Terraces
This one
The Official Retards Thread
Hmmm...What lays ahead
Face-Woops
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admin
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I'll think about it. Although once they're Gold they will be locked and you no longer will be able to post in them!!! I'll put a poll up in News & Updates soon.
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'Ull
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Re: Mrs VLD | VLD wrote: | | Went out yesterday and bought the new-ish Harry Potter book for my lad, he's going through a phaze where he likes Harry Potter and reading (Another reason why I don't thinks hes my son) Anyways he came downstairs last night and asked me to read it it to him. 600+ pages Mrs VLD opened her big trap and said "Perfect bonding time" Whats wrong with going to footie on Saturdays making him sit in a dingy pub full of pissed up Macc fans? I told my Mrs VLD that instead of reading it to him and making him sleepy, why don't I just hit him over the head with it? That has the same effect has reading it to him, right?? Plus, gets me out of reading that utter shite that is Harry Potter. |
Fuck off, now I know you're lying.
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Plymouthpete
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Re: Mrs VLD | VLD wrote: | | Went out yesterday and bought the new-ish Harry Potter book for my lad, he's going through a phaze where he likes Harry Potter and reading (Another reason why I don't thinks hes my son) Anyways he came downstairs last night and asked me to read it it to him. 600+ pages Mrs VLD opened her big trap and said "Perfect bonding time" Whats wrong with going to footie on Saturdays making him sit in a dingy pub full of pissed up Macc fans? I told my Mrs VLD that instead of reading it to him and making him sleepy, why don't I just hit him over the head with it? That has the same effect has reading it to him, right?? Plus, gets me out of reading that utter shite that is Harry Potter. |
Read him the Di Vinci code, that will confused the fuck out of him that badly he wont want to be read to ever again. Take it from me, I was Father of the Year 1999, I have the Mug and Medal to prove it.
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CFC
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Why don't you talking through KA tactics?
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