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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Maggie was in charge this wouldn't of happened. She'd have you in work the next day...earning your way in life.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barnetfan wrote:
If Maggie was in charge this wouldn't of happened. She'd have you in work the next day...earning your way in life.


[OTTmode] Yeh, it been fun watching her fuck the Chesterfield & Mansfield mob up again. She soon sorted those scabs out, like a true leader [/OTTmode]
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jez@Swansea wrote:
Barnetfan wrote:
If Maggie was in charge this wouldn't of happened. She'd have you in work the next day...earning your way in life.


[OTTmode] Yeh, it been fun watching her fuck the Chesterfield & Mansfield mob up again. She soon sorted those scabs out, like a true leader [/OTTmode]


Bought it on themselves.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barnetfan wrote:
Jez@Swansea wrote:
Barnetfan wrote:
If Maggie was in charge this wouldn't of happened. She'd have you in work the next day...earning your way in life.


[OTTmode] Yeh, it been fun watching her fuck the Chesterfield & Mansfield mob up again. She soon sorted those scabs out, like a true leader [/OTTmode]


Bought it on themselves.


Behave fluffy......
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who wants some Thatcscum jokes?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Pope and Margaret Thatcher are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The ex-PM and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Maggie says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

Thatcher seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope punched her.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Britain is today in mourning after learning that Baroness Margaret Thatcher, 82, has been released from hospital.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Britain is today in mourning after learning that Baroness Margaret Thatcher, 82, has been released from hospital.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:05 pm    Post subject: Re: I hate life.... Reply with quote

Jez@Swansea wrote:
I lost my job to day........


I'll pay you to read Harry Potter to my Son?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:30 pm    Post subject: Re: I hate life.... Reply with quote

VLD wrote:
Jez@Swansea wrote:
I lost my job to day........


I'll pay you to read Harry Potter to my Son?


Haha  


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